Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Keato's Burritos

I have a friend who might be interested in a breakfast wrap business in the middle of the roundabout. It would be called Keato's Burritos. And it would have the best burritos in the whole world; each burrito wrapped in slick foil wrapping. Keato's would make 24 different styles of burritos and operate 24 hours a day except for Sundays. Pretty much like Chick-fil-a. There would be deposit boxes at each roundabout entrance where you would drop 3 bucks in for each burrito. Upon dropping the payment in your car would get a KB sticker with a unique barcode planted on by a mechanical hand 0.03 seconds after paying. When you have payed you then yell out your choice of burrito and a machine known as the Burriturator would recognize your voice and your car's moving speed, examine the authorized barcode KB sticker, and shoot out your burrito/s like a laser cannon through your open window in 1.23 seconds. Soon enough after business, Frito-Lays would partner with KB and he signature item would be the Dorito Keato Burrito. #KB #Roundabout #BtowngetreadyforTheBurriturato

Friday, July 5, 2013