Hey Guys! This blog is for all those Bransonites who want something creative to be put in the middle of the new roundabout that we all drive around. Submit your ideas to bransonroundabout@gmail.com and they will be posted on arrival. Get creative and have fun reading.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Keato's Burritos
I have a friend who might be interested in a breakfast wrap business in the middle of the roundabout. It would be called Keato's Burritos. And it would have the best burritos in the whole world; each burrito wrapped in slick foil wrapping. Keato's would make 24 different styles of burritos and operate 24 hours a day except for Sundays. Pretty much like Chick-fil-a. There would be deposit boxes at each roundabout entrance where you would drop 3 bucks in for each burrito. Upon dropping the payment in your car would get a KB sticker with a unique barcode planted on by a mechanical hand 0.03 seconds after paying. When you have payed you then yell out your choice of burrito and a machine known as the Burriturator would recognize your voice and your car's moving speed, examine the authorized barcode KB sticker, and shoot out your burrito/s like a laser cannon through your open window in 1.23 seconds. Soon enough after business, Frito-Lays would partner with KB and he signature item would be the Dorito Keato Burrito. #KB #Roundabout # BtowngetreadyforTheBurriturato r
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)