The Shoutabout

A giant circular LED screen with a Twitter-esque feed on which roundabouters can broadcast their frustrations to each other - and the world!

-CND

Hurts Donuts

Upon hearing the news that Hurts Donuts is coming to Branson MO, I realized there is only one good spot for this new location. Hurts Donuts needs to be in the middle of the Branson roundabout. This would allow all Bransonians easy access to pastry goodness.

-Concerned Citizen

An American Flag Flying on a Cross as a Flagpole Mounted in a Huge Pile of Money

This sculpture would be the most accurate depiction of Branson to date. It would beautifully meld nationalism with common Christian theology, while still acknowledging the underlying consumerism that is the lifeblood of Branson, MO. 

-Anonymous Branson Person